Hot Tin Roof

Xtra Kleen's timeline began with you. Extra-dimensional bathrooms everywhere owe their cleanliness to your achievement.

You broke a major case, and now Franky has a gun. You're not sure it was such a good idea to give a gun to a cat, but - she's happy with it shooting bubbles, and you're proud of her.

When the Chief heard you'd put Adrien and Button away for good, and about how incredible a job you'd done breaking the case, he looked up and said: "get out of my office, Jones."

You broke a minor case, and totally biffed a major one, but - still. You've got your jobs, and your partner is your best friend in the world, and that ain't half bad.

It was all the Chief could do to keep Franky out of jail. You and her ended up with jobs as bussers at the Slice of Pi.

Button received a reduced sentence of 5 years, served 2, and walked out of the prison's gates and into the paws of Flynn. They went on to have multiple litters of alley kittens, and their Family prospered.

Button went away, and received no legal or financial support from the Bundts ever again. Shelly immediately adopted a new orphan kitten to train in the ways of prudishness and pomp.

Button had kittens. Shelly attempted to throw the kittens out onto the street, but they were taken in by Jooseppi, who happened to be running another protest in front of the Ossified Egg.

Adrien Fois now wears t-shirts and suspenders, and his most beloved hobby is bowling.

Upon his release, he found that his office at Hi-Table smelled curiosity of cat pee. He was never able to find its source, and was eventually forced to vacate his posh corner office.

As opposed to Max, he spent his 10 years in a white collar minimum security resort. They have conjugal visits, you know.

Adrien Fois went on to buy an even nicer suit, with gold threading hand stitched by a starving rat.

The Blind Mice went down for murder in the first degree, and were sentenced to life in prison.

You walked 500 miles worth of beat. Way to go!

Getting away with murder emboldened them, leading to a life of crimes numerous and far worse.

The Blind Mice were never brought to justice, and in fact, you were only vaguely aware that "The Blind Mice" were a thing of which to be aware.

Tennessee Williams would be proud of you.

They're what's inside of you. What's keeping you alive.

They smell like angels ought to smell.

The flowers make Franky sneeze, but you like them, so Franky can just deal with it.

You always wanted someone to call you a Gumshoe, but never figured it'd involve literal gum.

All bang, no buck. Your hands are sweaty, but you know why.

The fiendish gleam in Franky's eyes when she sees the torch rounds tells you - never, ever let Franky have the torch rounds.

So THAT'S how the perps got into Ossified Egg. They're fun, too!

The bubble rounds were probably a joke, but they seem useful, and Franky likes them, so - net win.

Your non-lethal service revolver. An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.