18 достижений для Paradigm (Steam)
High Five Me Again, Yeah
You high fived the arm one too many times.
Succulent Space Odyseey
You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M
You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
Crowd Pleaser
You learned some sweet dance moves.
There's No Place Like Wall
You talked to the Man in the Wall.
Qualified IT Consultant
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
Dope
You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
Keeps Me Company
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
Oh My What Long Arms You Have
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
We Don't Go There
You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
Quak Me Hard
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
Toast My Buns
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
High Fidelity
You collected all the audio tapes.
Down in the Dungeon
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
Carpal Tunnel Revenue
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
Notavirus.exe
You installed a virus in IT.
Kvlt Grooves
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
Koniec
You completed Paradigm. Dope.