Все достижения и трофеи Do Not Feed the Monkeys
Macaco amateurensis (секретное)
Macaco masteriensis (секретное)
Gorilla clubensis minor
Obedient and helpful primates.
Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.
They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.
Macaco doctoriensis (секретное)
Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.
They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.
Gorilla clubensis medus
Very obedient and very helpful primates.
Lemur wylonii vulgaris
Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.
Lemur wylonii medus
Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.
Mandrillus collector minor
Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.
Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.
Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.
They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.
Lemur wylonii major
Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.
Mandrillus collector medus
Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.
They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.
Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.
They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.
They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty .
Gorilla clubensis major
The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.
They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.
They hate moving around the jungle on foot.
The only primates capable of laying eggs.
Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.
These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.
The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.
Mandrillus collector major
Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.
Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.
The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.
Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.
They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.