McDROID

You harvested your first strawberries, now a word of encouragement from our sponsor Somanto.

The first planet nodule is healed. She is on her way to recovery and you can start feeling her love through your mechanical heart.

You have purchased no turret in Challenge mode. Even if it were possible, it would be a lethal showcase of anti-consumerism.

Completed "Anti Bliss" without a single bliss engine or redwood. We applaud your admirable and twisted anti-ecologism.

You survived The Spiral for 50 waves of vertigo inducing madness.

With ninja-skills you've flipped all your turrets out of harms way - in CHALLENGE. Well done, you deserve a pat on the turret mount.

You farmed 1000 strawberries in one level of the campaign. Such farming super ability makes us salivate at the potential profit.

You have achieved the impossible and won ONE nightmare level. Now time to go buy a new keyboard, and don't mind that SOMANTO van parked outside your building, we are not probing your brain.

You have healed your planet and she is happy now. But for for how long…

You guiltlessly destroyed the SOMANTO "Tower of Terror" and captured a Mutagel Vat.

From itty bitty doggy robot, to rail upgraded mobile battle station, give us a roar.

You deployed mobile power nodes. Now don't you go break our level designs.

Planet is healing, now her cognitive abilities are re-emerging... pfuuu.

You survived volcanoes, Spawners and dodged their offspring. Planet was right to chose you.

You have completed a level buying and using only Tesla coils while keeping your fingers and tongues off those sexy electric sockets.

You have finished McDROID in normal. Do you want to try Challenge?

SOMANTO's anabolic seem to be working for you. You have finished the game in Challenge, which is normally impossible.

The SOMANTO agents knocking at your door agree, the intensity of your brainwaves could power one of their mining vessels. Enjoy your next job in a vat.