Genital Jousting
Genital Jousting — весёлое аркадное приключение с видом сверху. Игра поведает печальную историю о злоключениях пениса по имени Джон, который ищет любовь в... Подробнее
28 достижений для Genital Jousting (Steam)
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions.
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Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Go Left
Move to the left.
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately.
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Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report.
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Early Bird
Swallow every worm.
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
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Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God.
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Go Right
Move to the right.
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy.